Biohacker student creating life
Internet genes and some DIY
Just another failed experiment
Flush it down the lav with the excrement
Woman next door having an abortion
Don't want children, she's too important
Teenage boy gonna ruin his sight
Pulls the chain on his great delight
It came from the sewer, spreading death
It came from the sewer, with really bad breath
It came from the sewer, looking for a mate
Misshapen monster full of lecherous hate
Protozoan lifeforms engulf all the waste
Human refuse ideal for their taste
Mutating rapidly and joining into one
Humanoid shape with tentacles galore
Seventeen eyes and twenty-seven legs
A mouthful of fangs and toxic breath
Methane gas belching out the back
Oozing slime and leaving tracks
Mating hormones flood its primitive brain
Desire for sex drives it insane
Squelch and slurp to the Kansas town
Pheromone trail draws it down
Dorothy in her bedroom with a gingham dress
Picture of a popstar pressed to her breast
Dorothy struggles with all her might
But the thing engulfs her in a ton of slime
Briefly registering terrible dread
Asphyxiation leaves her brain dead
Swamp monster sperm throughout her form
Makes her pregnant with inhuman spawn
Hospital bed on life support
Incubation host till the thing is born.
