Respectable Married Man

 He's smart and well dressed

And drives a Mercedes Benz

'Cos he's a respectable married man

He's the manager man

At an investment bank

'Cos he's a respectable married man

And he lies

And he cheats

His blond trophy wife

Demands the high life

'Cos he's a respectable married man

She's all botox and bleach

And clings on like a leach

'Cos he's a respectable married man

He gets down in the dirt with his secretary bird

He tells his lies about leaving his wife

'Cos he's a respectable married man

They scream and they fight every Saturday night

She breaks down and cries and she hides the black eyes

'Cos he's a respectable married man